Another Meme

From Deniz's Blog,

TECHNOLOGY

What is the wallpaper on your computer?
A Windows Vista scene

How many televisions do you have in your house?
Three

BIOLOGY

Are you right handed or left handed?
Right

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Does a baby count?

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A bookcase - well, actually three.

Have you ever been knocked out?
Yes. 3 times

BULLSHITOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Bill Gates - I need the money that man has.

What color do you think looks best on you?
Brown, black. Maybe. I don't know.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Bugs (on motorcycles and in the back of pickups), and I'm sure other things that I can't think of right now.

DAREOLOGY

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Only if I get to pick the person.

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Um, no.

Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Yes.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
Sure.

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for a million dollars?
Hmm. I guess not.

DUMBOLOGY

What is in your left pocket?
2GB Flash Drive

Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Not even a little bit.

Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Both

Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
I don't like them. But my sister bought me one pair.

LASTOLOGY

Last person who texted you?
A co-worker

Last person who called you?
My sister. Oh wait. I called her. Never mind. I guess it would have been the chick from New Horizons that calls 5 times a day.

Last person you hugged?
My baby.

FAVORITOLOGY

Number?
9, because it's so cool that you can multiply any number by 9, add the digits together, and still get 9. I suck at Math and this freaks me out.

Season?
Spring.

Color?
Favorite? Probably green. Least favorite? Definitely pink.

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?
Yep. Several someone's.

Mood?
Bored and tired.

Listening to?
Co-workers.

Worrying about?
Everything and anything.

Wearing?
Jeans and black T-shirt.

RANDOMOLOGY

First place you went this morning?
Bathroom.

What can you not wait to do?
Write a complete story; GO TO SURREY!

Do you smile often?
No, probably not.

Are you a friendly person?
I suppose so.